Blue Leadership Ensuring Unity (BLEU) Treaty
The treaty for stability of the Blue team through unification
Article I. Before the Amble
Treaties of Friendship, Cooperation and Mutual Assistance rock. The Blue team does not have one of those. Oh wait, now we do!
Article II. The Establishment.
A. Signatories shalt not threaten force against other signatories. In fact, they agree to play nice in general. We will all settle our differences through diplomacy and the mailing of cupcakes to one another. Poisoned cupcakes are not allowed, “special†cupcakes are okay.
B. New guys can join us as full signatories if they ask nicely and are approved unanimously by the existing signatories.
Article III. Governing Body.
One (1, Uno, Un, I, …) member from each signatory is going to be an ambassador to the BLEU organization. They will handle normal business and operations under this treaty. It’s hard and demanding work that includes: voting on new signatories, nominating Senate Candidates, deliberating and voting in expulsion proceedings, and other things as they come up. These ambassadors should be given the authority to cast votes in a quick fashion--without consulting their alliance--in cases of extreme urgency.
Article IV. The James Bond Part.
We aren't going to spy on each other, no matter how sexy we look in tuxedoes. Also, if we discover something juicy about you, we'll whisper it in your ear.
Article V. The Rambo Part.
A. If a signatory gets attacked, we’ve got your back.
B. If you don’t want our help, that’s cool too; we’re still friends.
C. Some of us may be tired, hung-over, or have our significant others visiting for a few days, so we can’t always come out to fight. We hope you understand. But we’ll still try to loan you some money or let you borrow the car if it’s for a good cause. We can also yell at people for you. We’re good at yelling.
D. We have other friends too; so if you get into a fight with them, we’ll just step back and videotape it. We can split the film’s profits after the war is over.
E. Is somebody prank calling you? Did their dog crap on your lawn? We’ll help you beat them up if you want.
Article VI. Statement of Sovereignty.
We enjoy being Blue Team people, but we have our own lives to run too. We are free to make our own decisions about stuff.
Article VII. International Hand-shaking.
A. We like each other already, so let's not do something to mess it up. No treaties with our enemies, especially ones who’ve taken our lunch money. Big-hug time.
B. Since we are all Blue (or mostly Blue) alliances, we’ll work to create a favorable trading atmosphere between our members. Dropping trades without notice is frowned on; so is demanding money for trades.
C. The BLEU Organization will name up to three people we want on the Blue Team Senate. Signatories will require their members to vote in such a way that BLEU's candidates all gain Senate seats.
Article VIII. Cementing and un-Cementing.
Everybody say AYE before they sign and we all have to agree before changing this nifty document.
Article IX. The Boot Part.
If three-fourths of us don’t like you anymore, then you have to go to your room and think about what you’ve done. Bye.
Article X. Conclusion and Signatories.
In celebration of the Blue Team and our collective awesomeness, the following Alliances do hereby affix our names and insignia to the great Blue Leadership Ensuring Unity (BLEU) Treaty.
Sign here.
Signed for the Multicolored Cross-X Alliance,
Crunchetizia, Co-Chancellor
Sam, Co-Chancellor
Dr. Fresh, High Council and MoFA
Link, High Council and MoI
NeuralLink, High Council and NSA
Iggy, High Council and MoD
Liffer, High Council and Press Secretary
Ololiqui, High Council
LoKi, High Council
GenericRuler, High Council
Mars, High Council
Signed for the New Polar Order,
His Excellency Emperor of the New Polar Order, Fleet Admiral Doctor Electron Sponge, OBE, PHD, COD, ASAP, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Conqueror of the Antarctic Lands in General and Godwanaland in Particular, Also Hello
Assington, Imperial Regent of the New Polar Order and Drunken Donkey
Nuevo Mawkistan, Imperial Liaison of the New Polar Order and Definitely Not Subcomandante Marcos
RandomInterrupt, Minister of Truth, Blame Catcher
Slashes-With Claws, Minister of Peace, Lizard of War
Harry Harper, Minister of Plenty, Your New Best Friend
Griswalds, Minister of Love and Complaints
Myworld, Deputy Minister of Truth, Isn't Random
Crustacean Crew, Deputy Minister of Love, Suspected Shellfish
Jphillips412, Deputy Minister of Plenty, Your New Deputy Best Friend
Wakroo, Deputy Minister of Peace, Inventor of the Doomsday Machine
Zandra, Empress and Spam Queen
Signed for the Global Democratic Alliance,
BastardofGod, President
Jkeim, Head of Military Affairs
Jsd2k, Minister of Domestic Affairs
Leq, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Schills, Minister of Economics
Signed for the Sentinels of Unity and Liberty,
Ch0pstix of Free_Kudos
Magnet of Magdonia
Supa_Troop3r of Supa_Land
Corn.Puff of Sa1nt
Signed for Echlon, formerly The Shadowhood,
DeathAngel, Director
Ranoik, Director
Big Jimboi, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Whitdjinn, Minister of Internal Affairs
x Tela x, Minister of Development
Blaze of Macedon, Minister of Finance
AllYourBase, Minister of Defense
Signed for the Finnish Cooperation Organization,
Sharok, Chancellor
Sir.JK, Marshal
Bitterleaf, Commissioner of Economy
enrico, Commissioner of Domestic Affairs
RedAlert, Commissioner of Communication
Xehanort, Parliament
Hitti-Litti, Parliament
Kosola, Parliament
jarsson, Parliament
Signed for the Overclockers UK,
Danger Phoenix, Shadow Minister
Zip, Foreign Secretary
Krono, Minister of Aid
Mr_White, Minister of War
Signed for the Imperial Blue Covenant,
President Smith, Emperor of the Imperial Blue Covenant
General Sonlar, Emperor's Advisor for the Imperial Blue Covenant
State Council of the Imperial Blue Covenant.
Signed for the Nueva Veda,
Owned_You, Emperor of Nueva Vida
Kommandant Black, Heir of Nueva Vida
Prince Arutha, HoFA of Nueva Vida
LilRoz2005, Council of Nueva Vida
